Submit an Application to Join Archaeus - Updated 08/05/09

[Archaeus]

Membership to the Archaeus is not given to all who seek it. It is a perilous journey and only the bravest and most skilled adventurers shall be admitted. If you would join, then you must prove yourself worthy by passing a series of retard checks.


RETARD CHECK 1:

~The scroll is worn from centuries of neglect but you can see that it is elegantly written in the ancient script of the Times New Romans~

"It is more than membership you seek, it is enlightenment. Know ye now that you would be well advised to read the Archaeus Language Primer, and absorb the wisdom contained within those pages. For those who cannot read have no patience and those without patience cannot listen. Those who cannot listen, cannot learn and those who cannot learn are called retards".


RETARD CHECK 2:

If you are prepared to face your second retard check then copy this template and email the completed form to employment at archaeus dot info (convert to email address format).


CHARACTER DETAILS:

Name:

Class:

Level:

Race:

Professions:

Armory Link:

Mods You Use:


RAID EXPERIENCE:

Mount Hyjal - YES/NO/CLEARED
Black Temple - YES/NO/CLEARED
Sunwell - YES/NO/CLEARED
Naxxramas - YES/NO/CLEARED
Obsidian Sanctum - YES/NO/CLEARED
Eye of Eternity - YES/NO/CLEARED
Ulduar - YES/NO/CLEARED
Ulduar(hm) - YES/NO/CLEARED
GTOC - YES/NO/CLEARED
GTOC(hm) - YES/NO/CLEARED
ICC - YES/NO/CLEARED
ICC(hm) - YES/NO/CLEARED


BACKGROUND DETAILS:

Previous Realms -

Previous Guilds -

Current Guild -

Reason for Leaving -

List of Alternate level 80 Characters -


COMMUNICATION:

Do you have a Microphone?

Do you have Ventrilo Installed?

Do you possess the power of speech?


PERSONAL DETAILS:

My Age -

Time Zone -

Comments -

* A screenshot of your UI is highly regarded.


RETARD CHECK 3:

I have read and can commit to the Archaeus Raiding Schedule. And by 'Raiding' I mean showing up on time and staying till the end. And by 'Schedule' I mean 3 days per week. And by '3 days per week' I mean the 3 days per week that Archaeus raids and not 3 random days per week that I feel like raiding.

YES/NO

I can commit to reading strategies and watching videos to better understand my role in the raid. I understand that this is essential if I wish to avoid any unneccessary, violent stabbing incidents. Further to this, in answer to the question above relating to reasons for leaving my previous guilds, I did not answer "Because my raid leader stabbed me".

YES/NO

I have actually done the things listed on this page and not just deleted the inappropriate answers like a retarded Monkey would do. I also understand that my application will be retained and used against me as evidence should I ever give indications that I am retarded by saying something incredibly stupid such as... 'I don't know how the DKP system works' or 'Since when is that a rule?'

YES/NO

What score did you get? http://www.kongregate.com/games/IcyLime/multitask
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